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OMG, SNOWMANZ!
THREE WOLF MOON (as seen on ABC):
(Parody of "Colors of The Wind" from Disney's 'Pocahontas')
Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FThe-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt%2Fdp%2FB000NZW3KC%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dapparel%26qid%3D1243621342%26sr%3D8-1&tag=thangodimanut-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325
ABC Nightly News Coverage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEvnzy0JzQ
Visit the Official Dr. Coolsex Website:
http://www.drcoolsex.com
Special thanks to Michael McGloin and The Mountain for the shirts and howling:
http://themountain.com/
http://twitter.com/michaelmcgloin
Special thanks to Joe Wengert for enlightening us and howling:
http://twitter.com/joewengert
Featuring:
Malorie Charak - Vocals
Megan Maes - Spirit Guide
Dustin Drury - Three Wolf Man
Supermodels:
Shannon Coffey
Katey Healy-Wurzburg
Brittany Zuckerman
Ken Kocses - Bully
Greg Murtha - Scared Boyfriend
Willie Simpson - Resurrected Man
Written By:
Alex Charak & Dustin Drury
http://twitter.com/alexcharak
http://twitter.com/dustindrury
Audio Engineering:
Alex "Fuzzy" Jules Holtzman
http://www.twitter.com/alexjules
Editor:
Greg Murtha
DP:
Matt Cady
Dr. Coolsex Facebook Group:
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?id=14600945#/group.php?gid=6893337779
Song Lyrics:
You think you're a pretty big loser,
No buddies or girlfriend,
I bet you want to cry,
Inside, deep down, you're hurt,
But wait, there is a shirt,
To show them all that you are one cool guy,
One cool guy...
Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers,
To help you land a smoking hot dame,
But know that it is not an average t-shirt,
It has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
Some people don't believe the ancient folklore,
Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean
Supermodels clamor at your doorstep,
And you can yield, its awesome powers, for 9.14.
Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon?
Or let the Spirits feed you fake crab meat?
Do you think you can check out before they sellout?
With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet.
Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet.
One hundred percent cotton, and hand-dyed,
Don't spill Tuscan whole milk, please believe,
Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead,
If only there were more wolves on the sleeves.
The benefits are not exaggerated,
Top purchase in apparel, it's the best,
All girls will wish you were the one they dated,
You'll learn fantastic things on a vision quest
How high will the spirits guides fly?
Accept their blessings, and never ask why.
Or you'll never wear a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon!
Or get reviews on Amazon or tweets,
Glow in the dark would be real neat,
So join the brotherhood of the Lupine Elite.
If something's cool, how opportune,
You could say it's Three Wolf Moon.
Look within, you know the shirt is Three Wolf Moon.
(Parody of "Colors of The Wind" from Disney's 'Pocahontas')
Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FThe-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt%2Fdp%2FB000NZW3KC%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dapparel%26qid%3D1243621342%26sr%3D8-1&tag=thangodimanut-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325
ABC Nightly News Coverage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEvnzy0JzQ
Visit the Official Dr. Coolsex Website:
http://www.drcoolsex.com
Special thanks to Michael McGloin and The Mountain for the shirts and howling:
http://themountain.com/
http://twitter.com/michaelmcgloin
Special thanks to Joe Wengert for enlightening us and howling:
http://twitter.com/joewengert
Featuring:
Malorie Charak - Vocals
Megan Maes - Spirit Guide
Dustin Drury - Three Wolf Man
Supermodels:
Shannon Coffey
Katey Healy-Wurzburg
Brittany Zuckerman
Ken Kocses - Bully
Greg Murtha - Scared Boyfriend
Willie Simpson - Resurrected Man
Written By:
Alex Charak & Dustin Drury
http://twitter.com/alexcharak
http://twitter.com/dustindrury
Audio Engineering:
Alex "Fuzzy" Jules Holtzman
http://www.twitter.com/alexjules
Editor:
Greg Murtha
DP:
Matt Cady
Dr. Coolsex Facebook Group:
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?id=14600945#/group.php?gid=6893337779
Song Lyrics:
You think you're a pretty big loser,
No buddies or girlfriend,
I bet you want to cry,
Inside, deep down, you're hurt,
But wait, there is a shirt,
To show them all that you are one cool guy,
One cool guy...
Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers,
To help you land a smoking hot dame,
But know that it is not an average t-shirt,
It has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
Some people don't believe the ancient folklore,
Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean
Supermodels clamor at your doorstep,
And you can yield, its awesome powers, for 9.14.
Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon?
Or let the Spirits feed you fake crab meat?
Do you think you can check out before they sellout?
With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet.
Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet.
One hundred percent cotton, and hand-dyed,
Don't spill Tuscan whole milk, please believe,
Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead,
If only there were more wolves on the sleeves.
The benefits are not exaggerated,
Top purchase in apparel, it's the best,
All girls will wish you were the one they dated,
You'll learn fantastic things on a vision quest
How high will the spirits guides fly?
Accept their blessings, and never ask why.
Or you'll never wear a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon!
Or get reviews on Amazon or tweets,
Glow in the dark would be real neat,
So join the brotherhood of the Lupine Elite.
If something's cool, how opportune,
You could say it's Three Wolf Moon.
Look within, you know the shirt is Three Wolf Moon.
Group of dancers wearing Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy store and surprise hipsters in skinny jeans.
It's HammerTime! http://www.aetv.com/hammertime
It's HammerTime! http://www.aetv.com/hammertime
http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!
-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com
support us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com
and here's a link to download the free mp3!
http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel
LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-dick style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your dongs on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said Ive got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth
I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
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TWITTERS
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
http://twitter.com/mstakenring
FACEBOOKS
http://facebook.com/pages/pantless-knights/76437478967
http://facebook.com/pages/Ms-Taken/88710483704
-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com
support us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com
and here's a link to download the free mp3!
http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel
LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-dick style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your dongs on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said Ive got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth
I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
---------
TWITTERS
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
http://twitter.com/mstakenring
FACEBOOKS
http://facebook.com/pages/pantless-knights/76437478967
http://facebook.com/pages/Ms-Taken/88710483704
Real Street Fighter Wannabe
Incredible!!!
A man smashes a car by hands.
Everything was wrecked.
-filmed by SAMSUNG SSD Camcorder H106
Incredible!!!
A man smashes a car by hands.
Everything was wrecked.
-filmed by SAMSUNG SSD Camcorder H106
I challenge you to a duel!
We found the 151st pokemon!
Baby Lion Things
CPA Empires Scott Richter On the Daily Show
worst job ever
NES Mouse
Exclusive trailer for the upcoming Muppets Resident Evil 5 movie.
